Titles from my upcoming chapbook

I’m working on a new chapbook. Here are some working titles for some of the poems:

I AM GOING TO HELL FOR NOT FEEDING MY NEOPETS WHEN I WAS 10

THE GUY FROM QUANTUM LEAP FUCKED UP MY LIFE

HOW MANY BABIES DO I HAVE TO SACRIFICE TO BRING BACK THE MCRIB?

MY LIFE IS THE UNVEILING OF AN UNETHICAL GENETIC EXPERIMENT